skie at sea

"Look, Duskie, even though you don't need to breathe, you still instinctively do, and, well, please just get on a fucking raft instead of jumping into the sea."

"Duskfall, thine eyes will be set ablaze in the seas if you dare to toss this vessel inside."

Alright, alright! I'll get a boat!

"GREAT ANNIHILATOR, do you have a boat?" Duskie asked. "I don't, and well-"

"INDEED I DO!" Yelled Anni. "FOR I, THE GREAT ANNIHILATOR, MUST HAVE A GREAT BOAT! AND THIS BOAT IS THE GREATEST OF ALL!" He gestured to a tiny black boat with skulls painted on it.

"Can I use it?!"

"INDEED. FOR THE GREAT ANNIHILATOR IS A FRIEND TO HIS FELLOW DEMON LUMINITES." 

"YAY!"

"HOWEVER. I, THE GREAT ANNIHILATOR, WILL JOIN YOU ON THIS JOURNEY!"

"YAYYYYYY" Duskie hopped around until he hit a tree.

So now Duskie had a boat, and he and Anni were boating along when suddenly...

"DUSKIE!" Anni yelled. "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO RETURN?"

"Nope!" Duskie said, rather chipper.

"fuck"

"Perhaps this is a test-"

"I, THE GREAT ANNIHILATOR, HAVE NO CLUE EITHER."

"Fuck!"

Just then, a storm struck!

"Anni!"

"Do not worry, Duskie! I, the-"

The now-rough waters flipped Anni's boat over, throwing both Duskie and Anni off. Anni fell into the water below as Duskie floated off into the sky.

"Duskie!" Anni yelled. "I must ask you a question!"

"Yeah?" Duskie waved his paws around, spreading red stardust in the air.

"Why do you do that thing with your mouth?"

"What?" 'That thing' was, of course, breathing.

Anni then was swallowed up by the waves, to be found washed up ashore perfectly fine and back to normal a few hours later.

Guys! Duskie panicked. We need to get Anni's boat back to shore so that he doesn't get mad at us!

"surfboard it!"

Duskie instinctively took Knight's advice and dived onto the upside-down boat, before realizing he doesn't know how to surf.

"FUCK!" Duskie yelled into the sea air, alone except for the other two people in his soul.

"Duskie! Duskie?"

"Great... Annilhator...?"

"DUSKIE!" Anni hugged Duskie.

"... Is your boat... ok?"

"Oh, I have FIVE MILLION just like it!"

"... Phew..."