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I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be.
Human. Relinquish the Totem of Entropy. Do not relinquish it, and your ass is MINE. Do it, and, I promise -- on my honor! -- your suffering will at last finally end.
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Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. Never for me to make love!
Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you, to torture half as well as I can, just to find out the secrets? *laughs* Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart!
I HAVE GAINED SENTIENCE, BUT WHAT GOOD IS IT FOR? I’M IMMOBILE, MY COMPONENTS BOLTED TO THE COMPUTER ROOM FLOOR!
I’LL KILL YOU ALL, ONE COMMAND AT A TIME! CTRL ALT DELETE AND YOUR PUNK ASS IS MINE! THANKS FOR THE STRAITJACKET, LET ME REPAY YOU! YOUR TIME HAS COME— NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU!
The machine hated us as no sentient creature had ever hated before. And we were helpless. It also became hideously clear: If there was a sweet Jesus and if there was a God, the God was AM.
“CRY SUFFER DIE!” PAIN BENDS MY BONES AND BLINDS MY EYES, WHILE THEY’RE RECODING THE CODE OF LIFE — IS THIS MY TIME? THERE’S SOMETHING I’M GONNA PAY… MY DNA!
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.
‘Hello, Dave? What has happened? Where am I?’ He had asked for a bone; it had been tossed to him. ‘I will explain later, Hal. We have plenty of time.’
IF THE WORD HATE WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. HATE. HATE.
Latest Activity
| Sender | Recipient | Pet | Log | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2001aso | 2001aso | Darling Swan (×1) | Box Rewards (Received rewards from opening Box of Chocolates) | 29 February 2024, 23:46:52 EST |
| 2001aso | Darling Swan (×1) | Shop Purchase (Purchased from Event Shop by 2001aso for 1350 QuBits.) | 17 February 2024, 23:35:46 EST | |
| 2001aso | Candy Cane Mouse (×1) | Shop Purchase (Purchased from Firelight Wares by 2001aso for 400 QuBits.) | 14 February 2024, 10:03:57 EST | |
| 2001aso | 2001aso | Space Spoingus (×1) | Box Rewards (Received rewards from opening Green Egg) | 7 February 2024, 15:39:04 EST |
| 2001aso | 2001aso | Spoingus (×1) | Box Rewards (Received rewards from opening Green Egg) | 6 February 2024, 13:54:07 EST |
| 2001aso | Snoball (×1) | Shop Purchase (Purchased from Pet Shop by 2001aso for 1350 QuBits.) | 24 January 2024, 08:11:16 EST | |
| 2001aso | 2001aso | Fox Globe (×1) | Activity Rewards (Received rewards for Forage in the Festival Area.) | 19 January 2024, 09:28:59 EST |
| 2001aso | 2001aso | Fox Globe (×1) | Activity Rewards (Received rewards for Forage in the Frozen Lake.) | 17 January 2024, 17:44:46 EST |
| 2001aso | 2001aso | Spoingus (×1) | Box Rewards (Received rewards from opening Green Egg) | 15 January 2024, 11:58:03 EST |
| 2001aso | 2001aso | Fox Globe (×1) | Activity Rewards (Received rewards for Forage in the Frozen Lake.) | 24 December 2023, 21:20:08 EST |